Friday, June 03, 2005

My aching bladder!

Now I know the bladder woes of a girl in her 3rd triemester is nothing new but I just need to fucking bitch about it for a second. It's annoying and now it's just painful! I always had an active bladder from pregnancy day 1. It never slowed down as I read it would in the 2nd trimester but it is frigin' raging now.

Not only do I get up an average of every 30 minutes throughout the night but it goes from empty to full in seconds. Fine I have a full bladder but when it's full it hurts man! It feels like my bladder is hanging between my knees. I can hardly get out of bed to empty the darn thing because it's too painful to get up let alone to walk to the toilet (while trying to dodge the claws of our evil cat). But oh once the golden juice starts flowing there is nothing more satisfying. Unfortunately the satisfaction only lasts a brief moment until I'm paralayzed with pee overload once again. Ahh, such is life and only 6 more weeks to go.

We had our Baby Care class yesterday and it was a big fucking waste of time. I'd skip the 2nd class next week but unfortantely that's the one I want to go to where it talks about the choking stuff. But last night the first hour was like show and tell of baby gear. But it was so basic and common sense (like at this point you think we've never seen a onsie before?!) we were thinking of bailing at the break. It did pick up a little at the second half but I still don't feel it provided any additional knowledge. Can't win them all but they better be nice and detailed when it comes to the CPR next week!


Blogger The Tremulant Sings said...

"Golden Juice"? LMAO. I remember when Christa had to go through that with Phoebe. I can't wait until the new baby brings that phase around again. I will go on record now, saying, god damn do men have it easy. it's really not fair. (sheepishly) sorry...

5:42 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

yeah, after the first baby class, Shan and I sat thru half of the 2nd before leaving early, and then skipped the last two altogether. Total lameness. The nursing one niter class was useful...sort of tho.

6:04 PM  
Blogger Elaine said...

Ah, I am so happy to be over the pee-fest. That last week I was peeing like every three seconds! And it would go from small twinge to OMG I'M GONNA DIE I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD in half a second. EVIL.

You are so close to the end, mama. Hang in there.

7:32 PM  

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