Boom, boom, boom, boom

That's the sound of me walking. I feel enormous today. I'll be 26 weeks tomorrow and I don't think I really look that much bigger than I have been but I feel like I have a 10 year old in my stomach now. And getting up to pee in the middle of the night is becoming quite the feat. I have to roll around a couple of times to get momentum to be able to roll right onto my feet.

It actually reminds me of when I asked my friend after she had her baby what she was looking forward to doing most now that she was no longer pregnant and she said "getting my bush under control." I thought it was hysterical....until now when I know what she's talking about. Yes I shave my nether regions, I had my one and ONLY brazillian wax. I'm not scared of child birth after that torture. Since I can no longer actually see down there, I just feel my way around, close my eyes and hope for the best! That is while I can still actually reach down there because even that is becoming difficult!

Sidenote, it's so frigin beautiful outside today and it's supposed to be almost 80 tomorrow. Fuck yea and about time. It's temporary I'm sure the way this weather is but I'll man I'll be enjoying it tomorrow. Well I guess I'll enjoy knowing it's nice out vs. actually experiencing it because I'll be holed up in this rat maze of an office without even a window to look out of! Man I gotta watch what I say or I'll end up dooced. I love that term, you can read about it's origin via one of my favorite blogs: dooce.com under the "About this site" section.

Alright folks, it's about time to chow down on some Pasta LaSchrock. Until my next rant....