Saturday, July 09, 2005

You wish you were this lucky

To have as great of a husband as I do. Mine would never mess with an overly tired pregnant woman, oh no. He would NEVER put toothpaste on the doorknob to the bathroom after I've gone to bed knowing I would stumble in there half asleep and grab it. (As I smelled my hand trying to figure out what it was, I pictured him laughing at me in his sleep.) And he would never take it one step further and put toothpaste ON THE TOILET SEAT since I don't turn the light on, I'd never know until it was too late. Fortunately that was dried up by the time my big booty got to it.

You are jealous, I know.

7 Comments:

Blogger dakotablueeyes said...

OMG You're kidding? He did that? LMAO Maybe he's trying to destress you lol.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Brandi said...

LOL! Maybe he is thinking the minty fresh smell will make that son of his jump on out! ROTFLMAO

12:29 PM  
Blogger Elaine said...

Hmmm... I'd have to hurt him, just a little. Hey, you still have baby on board, SIT ON HIM!

I mean that in the kindest way, really. I mean, when else in your life will you be bale to hurt your husband by sitting on him? Seriously!

I'll go now.

1:02 PM  
Blogger reet said...

i can't stop laughing! it's good that he will have someone to play with soon....only that will give him a partner in crime......;)

4:15 PM  
Blogger pretendingsanity said...

I can't believe he would do that to a pregnant woman! I always turn the light on. One time I looked down, in the dark, at the counter top in the bathroom and thought there was a gun laying there. I touched it, felt metal and ran into the bedroom to wake up my husband. (we don't own a gun)

He flew out of bed, handed me the phone with instructions to call the police if need be and prowled through the house. Finally after what seemed like heart-pounding hours, he determined that all was well and asked me to come into the bathroom to show him where the gun was. Turns out that the "gun" was his electric shaver. Yes I am an idiot. But now I always turn the light on.

Happy Pushing!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Anne said...

I'm thinking 'the water treatment' would have been in order. Seriously, I hope you got him back!

10:53 AM  
Blogger michaela said...

damn, you're right, i'm jealous! hee hee. please tell me you woke him up and got him back :) is he trying to stress the baby out of you a day early? my husband used to sneak up on me and try and scare me into labor...

2:18 PM  

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