Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Man we are hot!

Normally I refrain from writing about anything toooo personal between Bryan and I. I’m usually an open book when it comes to just me. But since he found this to be just as entertaining, I got the OK :)

So last night, we’re getting all hot n’ steamy doing the deed which was turning out to take quite some effort with the positioning. (This isn’t always the case when there isn’t a big belly in the mix, I like to think of us as porn star quality :) HA!) We get in a groove and he puts his hand on my shoulder/neck area. I don’t know if it’s all this excess flesh I have but it made the funniest fart noise, impossible to ignore. So he chuckles which opened the door for my monstrous laugh. I freak out because it was that freaky, deep, crazy laugh I get when I’m going into my pregnancy hysterics. I’m afraid the crying will come next, not to mention I thought I was going to pee my pants that I wasn’t wearing. Somehow I regained myself because I did not want to be the mood breaker but mainly because I seriously thought I was going to pee. Now that I think about it, would have been quite an experiment for me to pee while in that particular scenario. I wonder what happens. Hmmmmmmm…


Blogger Mrs. Flinger said...

Oh, girl, you are HILARIOUS!!! I was just about to post something about sex on my new blog but I'm so (kinda) shy. Now? I have NO excuse! :-)

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats so funny! Whenever that happens to Aaron and I he always has to say OH YEAH! or FART IT! or something then we start cracking up! I remember big belly sex all to well. _KELLI

3:31 PM  

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