Eat at your own risk

People should be banned from eating McDonalds in public places (aside from in a McDonalds). It's really for their own good. If the smell of McD's comes wafting under my nose, I am overcome by the immediate urge to seek and devour the entire meal, including any limbs or whole people that stand between me and the golden arches. Excuse me now...I'm on a mission to find the source of this heavenly aroma.